Isn't that nice...

[Emily's Owner]

How exciting, I have a new investment opportunity and it arrived in my junk box. I didn't even have to solicit it myself:

Good day,

I am John Mckendrick, Managing Director, and Head of UK Retail at Golden Power international investment LTD;
a business developer, stock broking and portfolio Management Company based in the United Kingdom.
I went through your profile and will like to develop a business partnership with you; a client of my portfolio
will be interested in investing Eight figure British currencies.

The reason why have contacted you is because the investor/my client is specially interested to invest in
your country and after checking the world business directory I decided to contact you, I will like to keep the details short for now. If you are interested and have a project worth investing on, kindly get back to me through my email address or call me. Do not forget to include your direct cell phone number and the best time to call you in your reply; I will ring you to discuss the modality and other details once I get a reply from you.

I am looking forward to your response and working with you on this Investment project.

Yours Faithfully
John Mckendrick

Isn't that nice of him?

[Jivermo]

Very nice. I'm surprised he's not a Reverend. I'm a little surprised, too, that his grasp of English is somewhat awkward. I suppose he went to Oxford, or possibly Strenford on Kent, where they speak that way.

[Emily's Owner]

I am amazed that there are so many generous and giving people in the world, why even today:

"MarciaLeonard@catholichealth.net

Hello,
Good day to you,i am here to inform you that Mr Pedro Quezada
has made a donation to you and your entire family,
please contact him for more information via his email below
Contact email: pedroq@rogers.com
Donor: Mr Pedro Quezada
Regards
Leonard Marcia
Email Co-ordinator.
31-7-2015

Signed:
United States Charity Board."

I feel so important....

[Amskeptic]

I am amazed that there are so many generous and giving people in the world, why even today:

"MarciaLeonard@catholichealth.net

Hello,
Good day to you,i am here to inform you that Mr Pedro Quezada
has made a donation to you and your entire family,
please contact him for more information via his email below
Contact email: pedroq@rogers.com
Donor: Mr Pedro Quezada
Regards
Leonard Marcia
Email Co-ordinator.
31-7-2015

Signed:
United States Charity Board."

I feel so important....

"It is celebration to inform you of a most important inheritance to you. Please send the sum of two thousand dollers to following address to institute transfer process of fifteen million dollers to your account."

So I did. I forgot to tell you that I am now a multimillionaire.
Colin