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Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:45 pm
by Amskeptic
glasseye wrote:By far the best shots are :bootyshake:
Well, you know . . . different strokes and all . . . :cherry:

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:16 pm
by glasseye
I meant that in all sincerity. The shots of you interacting with the customer tell the story of how you help owners. The shots of either you or a customer appear to be just shots of people working on their VWs.

Agreed, though. Different strokes. Just my opinion.

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:34 pm
by Runamuck Bus
Do mean pictures like the mentor and the student, studious efforts, laboratory setting???
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I'll make no mention of the continuous stream of bad one-liner jokes and running commentary on the functionality of the Holley/Weber mistake fueling this all.

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:49 am
by Amskeptic
glasseye wrote:I meant that in all sincerity. The shots of you interacting with the customer tell the story of how you help owners. The shots of either you or a customer appear to be just shots of people working on their VWs.

Agreed, though. Different strokes. Just my opinion.
I know you meant that in all sincerity, glasseye, I just had to take the opportunity to tease.
I personally like the interactions photographs, some of them have a wonderful mystery to them when you do not know what is going on at the time. "What are these two people doing with that whatchamacallit" and I also like pictures like Belle Plaine splatted on the floor with an unwieldy engine and hippiewannabee walking out of a garage where it really looks like an alien magnetodestructogizmo disassembled his entire mechanical universe. It is a good suggestion and I am going to substitute some of the more static shots.
. . . and I am sorely tempted to put up Runamuck Bus getting eaten . . .
Colin

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Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:26 am
by glasseye
Amskeptic wrote: . . and I am sorely tempted to put up Runamuck Bus getting eaten . . .
(edited)

HA!

"Can't find the answers to your VW problems? They're in there somewhere. We can help!"


I propose a captioning contest for this image. I get last place by default. :flower:

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:50 am
by jackstar
The above picture of Colin with his free range co-op gathered and sold coffee from the local free soup kitchen and reading room looks much like it should be captioned, "Ohhh, this is going to hurt when that spring lets loose and he pokes that screw driver through his palm. I hope I don't get splattered blood in my Mocha Cappucino".

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:41 pm
by Amskeptic
jackstar wrote:The above picture of Colin with his free range co-op gathered and sold coffee from the local free soup kitchen and reading room looks much like it should be captioned, "Ohhh, this is going to hurt when that spring lets loose and he pokes that screw driver through his palm. I hope I don't get splattered blood in my Mocha Cappucino".
Runamuck? What were you working on there?
ColinMaxwellHouseClassicBlackIsFine

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2014 10:24 am
by jackstar
He was working on firming up his disability claim with a #2 Philips head screwdriver.

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:40 pm
by Lanval
Amskeptic wrote:ColinMaxwellHouseClassicBlackIsFine
Not 'round here. We got a Keurig for this year's visit... hot, foo-foo coffee on demand. Imma buy some 99.9% recycled, ferret-poop coffee from free-range coffee plants grown in a World Heritage Upland Jungle Preserve by pre-Colombian nomadic peoples using hand-shaped tools made from pure vegan obsidian and organic granite extracted from original Roman mines in the Dolomites.

Also, I'm going to post some pix tonight later. First I gotta get liquored up.

ML

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:43 pm
by Amskeptic
Lanval wrote:
Amskeptic wrote:ColinMaxwellHouseClassicBlackIsFine
Not 'round here. We got a Keurig for this year's visit... hot, foo-foo coffee on demand. Imma buy some 99.9% recycled, ferret-poop coffee from free-range coffee plants grown in a World Heritage Upland Jungle Preserve by pre-Colombian nomadic peoples using hand-shaped tools made from pure vegan obsidian and organic granite extracted from original Roman mines in the Dolomites.

Also, I'm going to post some pix tonight later. First I gotta get liquored up.

ML
You're not already liquored up?
ColinDrunkOnFooFooSelectStock2013DietCoke

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:14 pm
by Runamuck Bus
Headlight dimmer relay/switch. After years of being submerged it was determined that it was toast. Well, that and the fact that it practically disintegrated in your hands after being sprayed with electric parts cleaner. Oh, that's why the high beams don't work.

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 2:55 pm
by Amskeptic
Runamuck Bus wrote:Headlight dimmer relay/switch. After years of being submerged it was determined that it was toast. Well, that and the fact that it practically disintegrated in your hands after being sprayed with electric parts cleaner. Oh, that's why the high beams don't work.
Now I remember. We were trying to get that fool minute spring back on that hopelessly crowded copper pivot plate . . . ah memories.
Colin

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 10:27 pm
by Elwood
Hello Colin,

Remember me? Im the one you took too lunch and made a promese to. you can figure out the spelling later or let your lady firend do it for ya. I don.t do mean very well.


Anyway hare is my proplem.,,,besides my com. Elwood has been runnning great and have been getting use d to my short commings and ect, ie carefull on HH and surley looking doods. He has been sounding kinda of clunkey and out of sorts that me and and frinend dennis cant detecxt dennis is not around much
so I figure I besr get intouch withe you for a spring flingh or some theing of theat nature, I gots some moneyh

Barb

Re: The Itinerary Review Post

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:21 pm
by Amskeptic
Elwood wrote:Hello Colin,
Remember me? Im the one you took to lunch.
Aw gee, there have been so many women I have taken to lunch, um, jog my memory,
You weren't that beige pantsuit real estate lady who kept telling me "I would have baked you a cake"?
Were you the one who loved sunsets on the beach, kittens, and laughing in the rain?
No wait, the goth woman with tattoos in that old '20's decor restaurant next to the railroad tracks, you ran a curio shop named the Obsidian Ocelot, "the hell I AM going to pay back taxes when it wasn't even mine yet"?
No, it is coming back to me, you were that strawberry blonde who drove Manx buggies and sailed fast Bahama Sloops, and did some crazy trip in a '69 VW bus to Arctic Circle all by herself?

Elwood wrote: Anyway here is my problem . . .
Elwood has been running great. He has been sounding kinda of clunky and out of sorts
so I figure I best get in touch with you for a spring fling or something of that nature.
Barb
It would be my pleasure to give Elwood as much time and attention as he needs . . . when I get to California.
Colin(remembermynotsosmartaleck?

Just in case??????? Sorry

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:20 pm
by Elwood
Sorry if this is a repeat, first one ,

:cheers: any way Colin glad you replied so quickly. Elwood and I are elated at you coming to California, Daffodilles are all ready up :flower: Of corse that may mean we are going to have a late winter or meybe

none at all :cheers:


Ill watch the boards more as the springtime grows near.

Batb