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Adventurewagen
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Magic Emoticon Stories...

Post by Adventurewagen » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:35 am

I woke up feeling :pukeleft: today, really :puke: today, probably after getting so :drunken: last night. It felt like my head was a :bom: read to explode. Then I looked in the mirror and saw I had a :blackeye:! Where did I get that? Was I in a :boxing:, did I run into a ](*,) Now I could only see out of :cyclopsani: and it was getting me :crybaby: so I took off down the street to pick up some :coffee: and ran into a bunch of my :lurk: on the way there. They immediatley started =D> and :cheers: at me as I approached. I really started :scratch: my head wondering what really happened last night? It made me :pale: not knowing. Then I saw this guy with a huge :rr: and things started to come :3some: like a can of :spam1:. After some :clock: I remembered seeing an :angel12: holding a :flower:... no wait it was a :joker: and a :hippy2:... no it was :kermit: and the :evil2: himself. I knew the muppets were evil. Did I :evil3: away my soul? And then it :violent1:. I had run into my buddy, :hello2:. He was in a bad mood and :pottytrain2: me so I :cussing: at him and then he did a little :bootyshake: and we :argue: until he called me a :knob: but I came back with :tool: with a little :thebirdman: and a bit of :la: and then I said :cya: and turned to run away and :smilebox: , it happened I ran smack into a :banghead: like I originally thought.

What a day #-o . So I headed out to get some more :occasion5: to try and forget about it .

The End :wav:
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Post by DjEep » Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:19 am

:withstupid:
J/k...Perty good!
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Post by DurocShark » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:49 pm

Waiting for the prequel.Image

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Post by LiveonJG » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:34 pm

:laughing3:

If it were me I'd try for some :downtown:. But probably settle for :read:
Keep it acoustic.

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Post by Amskeptic » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:57 pm

And it all started here. . . :tongue8:
BobD - 78 Bus . . . 112,730 miles
Chloe - 70 bus . . . 217,593 miles
Naranja - 77 Westy . . . 142,970 miles
Pluck - 1973 Squareback . . . . . . 55,600 miles
Alexus - 91 Lexus LS400 . . . 96,675 miles

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Post by spiffy » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:07 pm

:partyman:
I'll drink to that....
and then eat green poo :pukeleft:
:rolleyes: (must have been spinach in that green poo)
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Post by LiveonJG » Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:02 pm

:la:
Keep it acoustic.

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