Random Euphemism Generator

CoPilot · Post by **CoPilot** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:36 am

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

I don't know how to make the link thingy. Thought this would be a good Monday funny...my personal favorites are:

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above polishing the invisible Welsh snowman.

Needless to say, I promptly began pounding the lucky basket.

Gotta love it.
Happy Monday.

Westy78 · Post by **Westy78** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:07 pm

Must be my 12 year old level of humor but these things crack me up.

In fifty years, would people of our age still call it
buttering the melting taco?

LiveonJG · Post by **LiveonJG** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:53 pm

Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began igniting the wookie.

They found him naked in the alley behind the bar, shooting the totem pole.

Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently lubing the dragon.

Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed playing hide the stiff nether vector.

So far I've spent way too much time at this site.

-John

spiffy · Post by **spiffy** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:59 pm

I love my wife!

The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men

basting the sweaty crankshaft.

Guess what I've been doing? That's right --

burping the darkness.

Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently

laminating the technicolor goat.

You guys are sick, I have NO idea what any of this means.

LiveonJG · Post by **LiveonJG** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:22 pm

spiffy wrote:You guys are sick, I have NO idea what any of this means.

Oh yes you do.

-John

Westy78 · Post by **Westy78** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:23 pm

spiffy wrote:
You guys are sick, I have NO idea what any of this means.

Me either. They're just funny words.

IFBwax · Post by **IFBwax** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:39 pm

OK.. now I'm crying with laughter. Thanks.

Westy78 · Post by **Westy78** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:31 pm

I feel like
flicking the wombat.

He spent every lunch hour at home,
charging the legendary bald pearl.

Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
sequestering the goat.

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
blowing the cowboy!

Excuse me?

Gypsie · Post by **Gypsie** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:27 am

Will you stop

trolling for the pope's mule?!

Dat's just silly.

Pickle tickle anyone?....

There was a while there when I actually WANTED hair to grow on my palms....
just for a change...

hambone · Post by **hambone** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:38 am

then HOW would you locate your coconuts?

PDX_Hops · Post by **PDX_Hops** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:46 am

I am getting way too much entertainment out of this thing.

Needless to say, I promptly began tainting the chocolate pop star.

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend. rocking the rubber cactus!

The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men
wrangling the flute.

This is not an appropriate place for waxing the red purple mushroom.

Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed
biting the big Welsh eel.

She checked the coast was clear before pinching the woodchuck.

Post by **Amskeptic** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:05 pm

Sadly, many of my metaphors veer into the ditch of random euphenism no matter how hard I try to write the capsizing dinghy in thyme.

LiveonJG · Post by **LiveonJG** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:29 pm

Might just be time to pay the one-eyed undertaker.

-John

Itinerant Air-Cooled

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