So we got somebody deported the other day...
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:51 am
Another long story, the Minutemen would be proud..
Never mess with a person's volkswagen!
We came out of Fresh Choice yesterday to find a cherry red Dodge Ram pickup parked into Geri Lou's spare tire. The bottom of the tire was pushing the nose in.
I went into BevMo and first thing I saw was a hottie in a tight black shirt with a cherry red Dodge logo. My mind was suddenly swimming with sexy images of my girlfriend tearing her shirt off and beating her with it... But she got in another car and left.
So we sat and waited, knowing the owner of the truck had to be in either Fresh Choice or BevMo, the only stores close by in the parking lot.
...about an hour later, and as soon as my lady gets on the phone with the police, the dumbass comes over from the direction of BevMo and ask if there is a problem. DUH!!! Your truck is parked on top of our bus!!! He asks again what the problem is, as the truck is only touching the tire.
Well that tire is kinda connected to our bus!!!
My girl asks for his info and he starts to get nervous. It is now obvious there is a problem, we realize he is probably not "supposed to be here"... She starts to get pissed and tears into him for hitting her bus. All the while she is still on the phone with the police.
The dumbass gets real scared and tries to grab the phone from her. She screams "Don't touch me!" loud enough for the operator to hear. I come over to make sure he keeps his hands off of her. He starts to literally beg me to calm her down, to not report it, to "work something out."
Sorry buddy, I have nothing against Illegal Immigrants, but when one drives without a license, insurance or anything... And is then dumb enough to hit a parked car and leave it like that to go shopping... and then seem to try to "wait us out." (an hour in BevMo and he didn't come out with any booze)... he loses the game... reset, go back home and try again...
The truck has to belong to somebody and they are going to pay to get the nose pulled and painted...
By now he is visibly shaking and he suddenly changes his tune to "Someone else drove!" Then he books it into BevMo as the 5-0 pulls into the lot.
The cops where funny, one was not really taking us seriously at first, but then realized we weren't joking and ended up being really helpful and cool. The other seemed bored and mainly interested in sneaking peeks in the bus for "incriminating evidence."
We left, they impounded the truck...
20 minutes later, they called us to the station to go over a photo line-up. We picked the one that looked like him, with a "not sure" disclaimer, but with details as to what about him was familiar. Now maybe they will find the owner of the truck, connect him to the guy in the line-up or someone who looks like him and send him back to wherever
Never mess with a person's volkswagen!
We came out of Fresh Choice yesterday to find a cherry red Dodge Ram pickup parked into Geri Lou's spare tire. The bottom of the tire was pushing the nose in.
I went into BevMo and first thing I saw was a hottie in a tight black shirt with a cherry red Dodge logo. My mind was suddenly swimming with sexy images of my girlfriend tearing her shirt off and beating her with it... But she got in another car and left.
So we sat and waited, knowing the owner of the truck had to be in either Fresh Choice or BevMo, the only stores close by in the parking lot.
...about an hour later, and as soon as my lady gets on the phone with the police, the dumbass comes over from the direction of BevMo and ask if there is a problem. DUH!!! Your truck is parked on top of our bus!!! He asks again what the problem is, as the truck is only touching the tire.
Well that tire is kinda connected to our bus!!!
My girl asks for his info and he starts to get nervous. It is now obvious there is a problem, we realize he is probably not "supposed to be here"... She starts to get pissed and tears into him for hitting her bus. All the while she is still on the phone with the police.
The dumbass gets real scared and tries to grab the phone from her. She screams "Don't touch me!" loud enough for the operator to hear. I come over to make sure he keeps his hands off of her. He starts to literally beg me to calm her down, to not report it, to "work something out."
Sorry buddy, I have nothing against Illegal Immigrants, but when one drives without a license, insurance or anything... And is then dumb enough to hit a parked car and leave it like that to go shopping... and then seem to try to "wait us out." (an hour in BevMo and he didn't come out with any booze)... he loses the game... reset, go back home and try again...
The truck has to belong to somebody and they are going to pay to get the nose pulled and painted...
By now he is visibly shaking and he suddenly changes his tune to "Someone else drove!" Then he books it into BevMo as the 5-0 pulls into the lot.
The cops where funny, one was not really taking us seriously at first, but then realized we weren't joking and ended up being really helpful and cool. The other seemed bored and mainly interested in sneaking peeks in the bus for "incriminating evidence."
We left, they impounded the truck...
20 minutes later, they called us to the station to go over a photo line-up. We picked the one that looked like him, with a "not sure" disclaimer, but with details as to what about him was familiar. Now maybe they will find the owner of the truck, connect him to the guy in the line-up or someone who looks like him and send him back to wherever