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Artisinal Motor Oil

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:29 pm
by static
Fair trade, organic petroleum. Hand-drawn using pumps made from
reclaimed wood and iron fixtures, batch-aged in cherry-wood casks.

Delivered in post-consumer cardboard boxes by the dozen. The certified, home-schooled cartons are dated and include a short narrative about the Guatemalan roughnecks and Sudanese truck drivers who made it all possible.

All profits go to wash the feet of puppies who were tragically caught on the Louisiana and Alabama beaches after the BP oil spill.

Price upon request.

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:04 pm
by ruckman101
How does it hold up to an IPA?


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Re: Artisinal Motor Oil

Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:59 am
by JLT
static wrote:Fair trade, organic petroleum. Hand-drawn using pumps made from
reclaimed wood and iron fixtures, batch-aged in cherry-wood casks.
Mmmmmm ... cherry!

Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:10 pm
by Hippie
No thanks. I already have my favorite

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