Male Behaviour

Over 18 ONLY! For grown-ups. . .

Moderators: Sluggo, Amskeptic

User avatar
LiveonJG
IAC Jester!
Location: Standing on the side of the road, rain falling on my shoes.
Status: Offline

Post by LiveonJG » Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:48 pm

Why, so often, do all things eventually lead to fart jokes?

There is a simpler explanation.

Based upon the blank look on the driver's face, one can only conclude that he's wondering why the bike isn't moving. No matter how much throttle, he can't move an inch.

Bottom line, he's an idiot.

-John
Keep it acoustic.

Ashtarot
Getting Hooked!
Status: Offline

Post by Ashtarot » Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:05 pm

purses, shoes, hairstyles, ect
"I hold the most archaic values on earth ... the fertility of the soul, the magic of the animals, the power-vision in solitude.... the love and ecstasy of the dance, the common work of the tribe."
Gary Snyder

User avatar
LiveonJG
IAC Jester!
Location: Standing on the side of the road, rain falling on my shoes.
Status: Offline

Post by LiveonJG » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:27 pm

Ashtarot wrote:purses, shoes, hairstyles, ect
So you're a crossdresser?

Whatever floats you boat.

-John
Keep it acoustic.

User avatar
ruckman101
Lord God King Bwana
Location: Up next to a volcano.
Contact:
Status: Offline

Post by ruckman101 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:43 pm

Beware the male suicide statement. Can't be bothered to write. You know your brother is a goner with this statement "Hey, watch this."


neal
The slipper has no teeth.

Ashtarot
Getting Hooked!
Status: Offline

Post by Ashtarot » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:46 pm

As far as I know men arnt supposed to even talk, much less hold intellectual
banter.
Masterdebaiter
"I hold the most archaic values on earth ... the fertility of the soul, the magic of the animals, the power-vision in solitude.... the love and ecstasy of the dance, the common work of the tribe."
Gary Snyder

User avatar
Adventurewagen
IAC Addict!
Location: Seattle
Status: Offline

Post by Adventurewagen » Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:18 am

Whatever, I do a quick burn out like that in my bus to warm it up daily. Neighbors love it... I can't help it if you guys are all pansies. Suck my burnt rubber, bitches! :pirate:
63 Gulf Blue Notch
71 Sierra Yellow Adventurewagen
DjEep wrote:Velo? Are you being "over-run"? Do you need to swim through a sea of Mexican anchor-babies to get to your bus in the morning?
:wav:

User avatar
static
IAC Addict!
Location: Somewhere on I-5
Status: Offline

Post by static » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:00 am

I would make a million if I could just figure out how to sell tires for Harleys on credit.

User avatar
Velokid1
IAC Addict!
Status: Offline

Post by Velokid1 » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:56 am

Male behavior seems SO fucking crazy.

Until you compare it to female behavior.

User avatar
Amskeptic
IAC "Help Desk"
IAC "Help Desk"
Status: Offline

Post by Amskeptic » Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:27 pm

Velokid1 wrote:Male behavior seems SO fucking crazy.

Until you compare it to female behavior.
:alien: :cherry: :alien: :geek:
BobD - 78 Bus . . . 112,730 miles
Chloe - 70 bus . . . 217,593 miles
Naranja - 77 Westy . . . 142,970 miles
Pluck - 1973 Squareback . . . . . . 55,600 miles
Alexus - 91 Lexus LS400 . . . 96,675 miles

User avatar
glasseye
IAC Addict!
Location: Kootenays, BC
Status: Offline

Post by glasseye » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:26 pm

Velokid1 wrote:Male behavior seems SO fucking crazy.

Until you compare it to female behavior.
Ooooo. Gonna be trubble. BIG trubble. Just you wait.
"This war will pay for itself."
Paul Wolfowitz, speaking of Iraq.

User avatar
LiveonJG
IAC Jester!
Location: Standing on the side of the road, rain falling on my shoes.
Status: Offline

Post by LiveonJG » Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:38 pm

glasseye wrote:
Velokid1 wrote:Male behavior seems SO fucking crazy.

Until you compare it to female behavior.
Ooooo. Gonna be trubble. BIG trubble. Just you wait.
Maybe so, but Velo does have a point.

-John
Keep it acoustic.

User avatar
ruckman101
Lord God King Bwana
Location: Up next to a volcano.
Contact:
Status: Offline

Post by ruckman101 » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:21 pm

I'm out on that front, gonna go pee all over the toilet and leave the seat up.


neal
The slipper has no teeth.

Post Reply